A G-narly Life!

Mon, 20 Feb 2006 17:26:52 GMT

Hella shitty weekend, dudes. Tried to get a surf on, but the weather was so not havin' me out there. Like really gay weather. Liberachy Gay!

That girl dudes, Kaley man, fuck her. So mad. She got all pissed when I didn't answer the horn when she was all callin me at work. Like chick, really now, I need to make this sandwich for the customer or Rob will fire me again! She don't get the workin standards. She's all french and shit.

So today, I was watchin some TV with my bros. We had this killer dank that pressurized the shit outta my mind. I was totally windtunnelling. I went and illegally downloaded like a season of the wonder years. Fuckin stupid shit. Kevin's a total loser. Did you guys hear that his bud with the nerd glasses is M. Manson? Crazy shit if yuo look close and all.

311 ROCKS!

Wed, 15 Feb 2006 14:55:21 GMT

Man, I haven't slept at all dudes. No drugs or nothing, that new girlfriend, Kaley is super nymph. Like, laid it out all night. She's all into music from the mid nineties. So we totally "did the do" haha, 311, get it dudes? Man. She "busted me out all day" haha. Whoa! Enough about this stuff. I gotta go to work at Panera bread. Hope I don't pass out in a sandwich. haha. I feel kinda high.

Peach out!

First One, Dudes!

Tue, 14 Feb 2006 19:06:24 GMT

I never had one of these before, but, seriously, I think I lead a pretty interesting life. In fact, I'm awesome and everyone of my friends digs on my killer tude and surf lifestyle. I was born back in the day man, like my dad used to smoke weed and blow it in my face when I was a tyke so I got high when I was like five. Cool shit, eh?

So like, today, I woke up and took a killer shit, I mean, like it was all coming up in the toilet and then I laughed all hard at it and shit cuz I thought about what it would be like if I made some shit come up out my asshole. So then I got thinking about this upsidedown toilet, you know? Like, one where you could stand on your head to shit. Just so you could say "Whoa! I got a shit comin up, dude, gotta go stand on my head!" So excellent. So I tried it out, you know, shittin while standing on my head, man, not so good, Dudes. So I'm totally never shitting upside down again, unless I get to be president of Earth or make like a cool bil from it. Ha. yeah.

I gotta split, meetin' with my new girlfriend and she's totally gonna wear the pink tubetop today! Hells yeah!

Peach Out, dudes!